Dear Sir or Madam,

Just because a beer is dark does NOT mean it is ” Just like Guinness.” In fact it is most doubtedly not at all like Guinness. PORTERS, also Brown Ales and Black IPA’s which are dark brews, and, shocker here folks, taste NOTHING like Guinness. Guinness is a stout. And no it is not “like the difference between Bud Light and Miller Lite.” These two beers are both American Lagers while a Stout and a Black IPA are two very different beasts.

Thanks.